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Using colons

Posted: April 3rd, 2014, 5:29 pm   By:
“I can clean out your colon faster than one of those burritos with extra guacamole sauce!”—Damon Wayans, rivalling Shakespearean prose, as Major Payne

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Ending a Sentence With a Preposition

Posted: March 21st, 2014, 6:19 pm   By:
“Bork, you’re a federal agent. You represent the United States’ government. Never end a sentence with a preposition.”—the creepy dude from “Unsolved Mysteries” taking a moonlighting gig in “Beavis and Butthead Do America”

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